Mitt Romney changes mind, releases 12 years of tax returns...
...unfortunately said tex returns are from the years 1953-1965, when Mittens was 6-18.Still, there ARE some interesting revelations.For example...
View ArticleSome quick questions about the special...
Now, I see that it's a farm-raised chicken, with baby carrots and a side of greens.But, I am compelled to ask: Does it also come with a generous donation to the NRA?Is it topped with a heaping dollop...
View ArticleTo Quote Elmer Fudd...
..."Be vewwy, vewwy careful. We're hunting Romneys"Feel free to color me noid-a-para, but this whole "Harry Reid and The No Taxes At All" affair stinks bad of version 2.0 of "Dan Rather and the George...
View ArticleThe Mars Landing Was Faked!
We've only been on Mars 10 minutes, but we've already learned that marriage there is defined as the union between one man and one Flurgbug.This is exactly what Rick Santorum was worried about.
View ArticleDick Tweets.
From the front page...@MittRomney really clarifies who he is with the @PaulRyanVP choice. The more I think about it, it's an act of brilliance. — @DickMorrisTweet Other prescient words...
View ArticleSimple, ain't it.
27 Words, outside a place of worship in my childhood home Evanston, Illinois.
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Musings On American Legitimocracy from Senator Blastocyst.
A press release from Knower of All Sciency Things... Clay Akin.(What? Oh. Sorry.)Talking points from Knower of Some Sciency Things... Todd Rundgrin?(Really? Again? Fuckbunnies!)A referendum on all...
View Article"Um, so, hey, alls I'm going to need is one empty chair..."
New pick up line in bars: Is this seat taken or is President Obama currently sitting here?
View ArticleThe Dreaded Ecnuob!
The Dreaded Ecnuob (ek-noob) aka "The Backwards Bounce" aka "The Political Momentum Crater" aka "Our Party Blows So Hard That When We Get To Offer Our Ideas Unchallenged To The Country... On National...
View ArticleBeen thinking this one through...
Just so we're VERY clear on Ritt Momney's Great Plan To Rescue The Economy And Save The Whole Wide World And Get Everyone Two Ham Sandwiches And A Pony...
View ArticleOn sinking and destroying and depantsing and stuff.
There's a lot of destruction around here of late.If one looks at the rec list on any given day they will learn that Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan or Republicans In General are being blown up and...
View ArticleThe Amendment That (We've Just Learned) Comes BEFORE The 2nd Amendment
It seems, this week, that our Gop'er friends have suddenly realized WHY the "right to bare shoulder rockets and shit that can really, REALLY, kills" is called the SECOND amendment. It is because.......
View Article38 Seconds Of Your Life.
Know this has been out there, but until today... I hadn't seen it.So, I pass it along... so you can pass it along.This is the GOP's View of the 2012 Elections (and Citizens United) explained in 38...
View ArticleThe "Somehow, Something" Presidential Candidate.
Gotta admit I'm mostly "meh" about all the 47% quotes that have come out of the whole Leaking Mitt Romney incident.(Hmm, #LeakingMittRomney"... now THAT'S a meme.)The Republicans, frankly, are going to...
View ArticleMitt Romney Introductionpalooza.
(A knock is heard. The door is opened. A rich man stands on the stoop, offering his hand.)Hello, my name is Mitt Romney and I'd like to introduce myself as the very successful, moderate, ex-governor of...
View ArticleWhat Mitt's Romney's Compassionless America Has Wrought Today.
Feel free to start at minute 1:08.The speaker... Chairman of Compassion and Care, Pennsylvania Representative Daryl Metcalfe, chief sponsor of the state’s voter ID law.
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Mitt Romney Short Film Festival: Which Line Do I Stand In?
Fade in on a bustling Emergency Room in Mitt Romney's America. Patient: Um, excuse me.Nurse: Yes, how can I help you?Patient: Which line is for cancer?Nurse: I'm sorry.Patient: Cancer? Which line do I...
View ArticleSimple Story.
Had lunch with a good friend, who can be described as... a MostlyRepublican.He voted for Bush in 2000 and 2004. May have voted for Obama in 2008, but only because he thought Sarah Palin was such an...
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